"oh i forgot to make dinner"
"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
parents : don’t talk to people on the internet!
me : okay
*signs up to tumblr*
*chats with strangers*
*becomes best friends with them*
- Fill ice cube tray with milk
- Cover with plastic wrap
- Place toothpicks in each space
- In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole
When your parents try to act cool around your friends like
"I’m not gay…"
"But I am bi"